Duke Cannon, Highly Regiftable Peppermint Bark, 10 oz.
- Smells like the North Pole and peppermints. Extremely easy to wrap.
- 3x Bigger Than Common Bar Soap.
- Triple-Milled for Superior Quality.
- Made with Natural Oils.
- A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military.
- Paraben, Phthalate Free.
- Never tested on animals. Just Bad interns.
Duke Cannon- Highly Regiftable Peppermint Bark
Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.
